(let [explain-defcon-level (fn [exercise-term]
                                 (case exercise-term
                                   :fade-out          :you-and-what-army
                                   :double-take       :call-me-when-its-important
                                   :round-house       :o-rly
                                   :fast-pace         :thats-pretty-bad
                                   :cocked-pistol     :sirens
                                   :say-what?))]
      (= __
         (explain-defcon-level :yo-mama)))